Heeey it's me!

I just stepped in dog poo. INSIDE the house. Bleargh!
In other news, I really want to be a pirate.

Lastly, after reading some of these qoutes from a certain band, I've developed a theory that one, if not all of them is in some screwed up way, my father.

"Jeebus! Those are great things to recieve! I'd be freakin' stoked to get a lovely juice box!! Try getting a walnut. I got a damn walnut one time and it sucked. Totally. And I said, "Hey, this damn walnut totally sucks" ~Jade Puget

"I'd prefer 'fuck and smash the state', because when y ou put the two together, you get crazy violent sex." ~Adam Carson

"I have so many black T-shirts, Fruit of the Loom gave me my own private jet." ~Hunter Burgan

"Yeah, Ricky Martin's got nothing on my pants." ~Davey Havok